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(from this point onward, the use of “jargon words” is reserved for words of any kind/language that the user cannot currently understand)

Here at Jargon Co., we aim to provide top-notch service to our customers. Below, you can see our current products:

Products

The Book

A book that contains all currently known and used jargon words. Price:$40. Contains a subscription package - for an extra $100 an hour, you can have a live translator constantly o call with you, whenever you may require it!

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The Watch

A Watch that activly translates jargon words. Price:$350

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The Earpiece

A Earpiece that actively translates and speaks jargon words to you. Price:$250

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The Chip

A Chip that is surgically implanted into your brain/scalp. Actively translates jargon words, along with providing definitions, meanings, and helping translate your own words into jargon. Price:$4,565 not including surgery. Surgery costs depend per location (average estimates to be around $2,500).

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Demographics

At Jargon Co., we rely on providing fast, customized and personalized service to our customers. To actuate this, we collect (simple) demographics about our customers, while also maintaining their privacy. The results are complied below:

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Locations of different Jargon Co. products in the world. Can be filtered.

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